- Anti Joke

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

National security?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

You know whats funny Aids

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives