Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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