- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care