- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Irish sobriety

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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