- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

a man walked into a bar....

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

The Morman Religion.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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