What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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