Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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