why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What do you call a black man? Black

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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