What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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