- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

whats worse than a kane nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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