How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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