- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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