- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Ken wins!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

so the weather's nice...

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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