what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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