Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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so the weather's nice...

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heat!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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