- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

so...um, yeah

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Laugh.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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