KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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