- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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