- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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