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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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