- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mom is so fat.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Penis.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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