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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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