What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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