What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

i hate black people

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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