- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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