Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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i have a christmas tree.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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