- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Who wants water? I do.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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