Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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y u no like me joke?

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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I like poop in my butt

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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