- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

which one is easiest

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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