- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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