In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Killing your friend as a joke.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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