Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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