- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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