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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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