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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

-knock knock! -doors open

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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