Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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so...um, yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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2 + 2 = fish

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WILLY

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Anti Joke

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