- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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