- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

can you pass the soap?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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