- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

this website even though its hilarious.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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