Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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