- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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