Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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i killed my family

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Lindsay Lohan

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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