- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

The dewey decimal system

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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