What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

That's illegal What? Your mom

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

justin littleton being sucessful

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Abortion.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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