- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.