- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Irish sobriety

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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