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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Anti Joke

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