Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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