What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Lindsay Lohan

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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