- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Women's rights.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'