- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

there once was a black man who played basketball

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

I love pissing people off :P

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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