- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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