- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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