- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

I like the color potato.

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