- Anti Joke

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Two women were sitting quietly.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead