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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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