- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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