Refridgerator.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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