- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

hey guys im gay

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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