Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Your gay

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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