- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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