- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock, knock -The door's open.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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