- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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