Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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