- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what goes boo a sock

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Weed.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Here come the elephants over the hill!

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