Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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