- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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