A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Abortion.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

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