- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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