My love life

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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