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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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