some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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