Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Refridgerator.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A paralysed man falls over.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

time to spruce up!

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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