- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Terry has ebola

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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