Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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