- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

i had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

penis

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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