??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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