I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

womens rights.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

who is not good looking? mon morello

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

The Moon Landing.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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