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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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