your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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