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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Women's Rights.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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