Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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